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This is my Wonderland
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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

cokeproblem:

When you accidentally open the front camera and you look hot

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

andrewdxtmer:

we as a fandom are blessed that dane did a movie in which he made out with daniel radcliffe, sucked on daniel radcliffe’s finger, wore 40s aesthetic clothing, recited poetry, smoked cigarettes, and drank

my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

me: i need to sleep
me: *masturbates*